Choose Your Adventure
The old man who knows
A choose-your-adventure game about relationships. His advice is terrible. His confidence is unmatched. Enjoy.
You're about to ask a park-bench stranger for romantic advice. Choose your answers below; the story reacts.

The Old Man Who Knows (a choose-your-adventure)
Kind Wise Old Man:
“Oh! Hello there... it’s you!”
(He leans forward, eyes lighting up like he’s just remembered something important.)
“It’s wonderful to see you again.”
His advice is terrible. Ours isn't. That's why he's the red flag and we're the green one.